Mr. Oet

I'm going to talk about Mr. Oet. Unfortunately, Mr. Oet's mother said I can't use his "real" name, so he's Mr. Oet. I think you cats should be able to fugue it out.
Anyway, Mr. Oet is one of the coolest people I know. He eats like a million times a day, and is NEVER full. He's so small, he can get away with robbery (if he wanted to.) And plus he never gets sick (hopefully.) I haven't wriiten cause I had a mid-life crisis, and wasn't able to do anything, but skateboard, bmx and other stuuf that, you know, doesn't take any energy away. Mr. Oet's so cool also because he never has mid-life crisis' (hopefully.) And, also, people respect him. Nobody respects me.So that's why Mr. Oet's so cool.